Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven as the first escort passed his way passed away. Also there was the river clyde.
Then I, John, saw the holy city, Glasgow, coming down out of heaven from the Scottish hills, prepared as a bride adorned for her client.
Because he heard a loud voice from heaven saying, “Behold, her beauty is breath taking.
We will dwell with at the incall flat just outside the city centre. John himself will be with her.
Furthermore that new Scottish escort will wipe away every tear from his eyes; there shall be no more suffering, nor sorrow, nor crying.
There shall be no more pain, for the former things have passed away. Only pleasure from now on.
Then He who sat on the throne said, “Behold, I make all things new.” And the escort said, “Write, for these words are true and faithful.”
And He said to her, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.
Through our agency he will give of the fountain of the water of life freely to her who thirsts.
She is overcome and a colleague checks all the posts and will inherit all things, especially a sense of sexual exhaustion.